GOOD LOOKING ON 2nd THOUGHT

I have a friend, he is a part time model & he's good looking. A bit taller than me, fair skin & nice teeths. But... he's so over dress!

Unlike me, he doesn't mind spending big dime just to get branded clothes.

Unlike me, he always worry about his body weight.

Unlike me, he will take hours just to set up his short hair!!!

Thing is... he got what he wanted when we went out for clubbing. Yeah, attention! But the point is... he couldn't do it without me. Funny! Why do I have to be there when he was the one who need all the attention? Let me guess... because I gave the extra bonus of attention; 2 attractive males walk the aisle. Double strike! Was that it?!!! I am being used!

Anyway... he's my friend & I don't mind being used just as long my friend is happy. Thus, not like every of my friends are like that. Only a few, especially those who care about their 'diva' structure! Puhlezzzzz!

Clubbers out there, especially gays... focus on posers, here's my advice to you, please stop pretending that u have what it takes. Truth is, if u are attractive enough, u don't have to take the extra miles just to get people attention. U don't have to wear expensive DKNY thick jacket in a hot club like Frangipani or Maison & about the hairdo, if u have the look, though how messy it looks, u still gonna get the "Hi!" approach from any gender. I don't have problem with that once I strike a SMILE. Seriously!

Oh yeah! Don't waste your time spraying expensive perfume for clubbing because it's a waste of money. Dude! I only wear Gatsby spray cologne which cost me only RM5.90 & u know what, it works! They love it & some even dare to kiss my sweaty neck (Jerk!). Expsensive perfume only for expsensive occasion. Clubbing? Expensive?! Only if u are to naive... get a life!

Now... why am I complaining? Because I'm tired of all this silly posers who think they have what it takes. But the truth is they are just like any chimpanzees who try to be Hollywood stars. Dude! I don't do facial, I don't do hairs & I dance by the beat! What is your problem walking like a faggot, bugging other peoples' ass & give me an irritated glance? U are so damn attractive meh? Yeah, u posers always get dump! Off record... it is true.

The point is, I dance when it is time to dance. I talk when I have to talk. I walk when I need to walk. I don't stand still in the middle of the dance floor, I don't walk crossing the dance floor interfering people's dance (unless I have to & yes I send an apology!). I don't steal people dance space just because I need the spotlight or mute for attention. Being me I don't need to do the extra work to get people's attention! So please posers, u're dead! U're nothing & u're useless! It may works to groom that night but forever? Dream on will ya! By morning... u're the frog!

Am I drop dead gorgeous? Hmm... maybe if I do the extra miles like wearing fancy clothes, do my hair, spray expensive perfume (though exactly from Petaling Street!), wearing shiny sneakers & covered my eyes with Ray Ban! No... I don't do that! I just wear dirty jeans, simple t-shirt with a tag 'FUCK ME I'M FAMOUS' (that will do the work!) & a watch. Or sometimes I'll just wear pierce at my eyebrow & left ear. Any of it expensive? Maybe the watch, coz it's a gift from a friend. Perfume? Gatsby cost RM5.90. Hair? Brylcreem Hard gell, smash it & there it goes.

So... do I get the attention? Yes... celebrities look at me, the crowd smiles at me & even some keep staring at me. Much more... a beautiful girl will come screwing her ass on my thang! Then she said...

"U're a gay, right? U're too gorgeous. That's why I don't mind screwing on u."

Girl! Never believe before u experience it. Anyway... that is a compliment. Why? Even gay need to put the extra miles just to have my spotlight. Nyehehehe!

So the lesson is, make it simple please, guys or gays! Being a male, it's all about simplicity. Yes, we can wear DKNY, CK or even LV. But yeah! Not at the wrong place at the wrong time. Please! Don't shop with me at Pavilion wearing glitters t-shirt & walk like a drag queen.

Aha! I know u get excited by the Pavilion, but it's not a catwalk stage. Plus... the crowd will think u're an escape psychology patient?!

Oh yeah! guys! What's with all the body fit thangs?! Especially in broad daylight? It's hot day ok... wear loose t-shirt please. Or I'm gonna puke over your sweaty armpit traces on your tight t-shirt. Gross!

Damn! Retarded everywhere!!! Am I one of them? Yeah... to posers who think I'm not COOL to their priority? Ek! Read my history & u know where I came from. Not cheap u know!